Текст Weird Al Yankovic – Do I Creep You Out

I know that you
Don’t know me very well
We’ve barely met
But I can surely tell

I like to feel
The warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool
And usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum
That you threw in the garbage

You’re the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is «Do I creep you out?»
Everytime I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Do I creep you out?

Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh-oh!

Somethin’ I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you,
Do I creep you out?
(Your restraining order’s out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is «Do I creep you out?»)

Cheering crowd