Текст Weird Al Yankovic – Lame Claim To Fame

Verse 1:
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I’m pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill

Hook:
I got a lame
Lame claim to fame

Verse 2:
Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster
from a guy who says he knows Brad Pitt
I got me an email from the prince of Nigeria
Well, he sure sounded legit
My sister used to take piano lessons
From the second cousin of Ralph Nader
Last year I threw up in an elevator
Next to Christian Slater
Well guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian’s
Are exactly the same

Hook x2

Bridge:
Once at a party, my dentist accidentally
Sneezed on Russell Crowe
I posted first in the comments

Verse 3:
I had a car that used to belong
To Cuba Gooding Jr.’s uncle
A friend of mine in high school
Had jury duty with Art Garfunkel
One time I was staying in the same hotel
As Zooey Deschanel
I used the same napkin dispenser
As Steve Carell at a Taco Bell
I don’t mean to brag but
Paul Giamatti’s plumber knows me by name

Hook x4

Outro:
Ow, let’s get lame boys