Текст Weird Al Yankovic – You’re Pitiful

My life is brilliant…

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry.
Should I…Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain’t impressin’ me
You’re sufferin’ from delusions of
Adequacy

You’re Pitiful X3
It’s true

Never had a date
That ya couldn’t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein’ you

Well ya just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants

But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpee machine

You’re Pitiful X3
It’s true

You’re half undressed
Eatin’ chips off your chest
While you’re playin’ Halo 2
No one’s classier than you

Lalala la
Lalala la
Lalala la Loser

You’re Pitiful X3
It’s true

Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you’re 42

Guess you’ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you