Текст Ylvis – Mr. Toot

Bup bup ba, Bup bup ba x4

Come with me to Istanbul
Land of turbans, spice and carpets
This is the tale of Mr. Toot

What’s that sound?
Is it him?
Did you see a shadow moving?
Everybody — quiet, quiet
Can you hear him — Mr. Toot?

Bup bup ba, Bup bup ba,
Bup bup
Play it, Mr. Toot!
Play it, Mr. Toot!
Play it, Mr. Toot!

Lady kissed him on the belly
Children dressed like him in school
He ate caviar and jelly
Bought a modern swimming pool
Yes, Mr. Toot got greedy
Wanted even better Toot
Threw the Toot from highest tower
Bought a fancy MIDI Toot

Then a poster in the city
Mr. Ibanez tonight
Modern show with modern music

Bup bup ba, Bup bup ba,
Bup bup
Play it, Mr. Toot!
Play it, Mr. Toot!
Play it, Mr. Toot!

Bup bup ba, Bup bup ba,
Bup bup ba, Bup bup ba

That was the end of Mr. Toot
He was never to return
Though you can kill the man
You can never kill the Toot

Mr. Toot
Play it, Mr. Toot!
Mr. Toot
Play it
Mr. Toot