Текст Ylvis – Yoghurt

I really want some yoghurt
Well, not exactly yoghurt
But it has a taste of yoghurt
And also kinda look like yoghurt

The shape should be like yoghurt
Some people will think it’s yoghurt
But with a closer look at my yoghurt
You’ll discover it’s not yoghurt

Banana, vanilla
Strawberry — put it in your mouth
Yoghurt… Ah

Papaya, that’s what I am
Guava, talking about
Chocolata, in the face
Yoghurt

So my car broke down… Yoghurt
I took the bus… Yoghurt
Had to stand because of the yoghurt
And then I met this girl Dioĝ Ourt

Common interest: Yoghurt
So we start to talk about the yoghurt
And the way she pronounces yoghurt
Just make my heart go — Yoghurt!

Raspberry — Oh my God!
Maracuja
Mango
Yoghurt

Cherry — Put it in your mouth
Pineapple — Suck it, suck it
Tutti Frutti

I heard rumors of some yoghurt
Some special kind of yoghurt
And I saw this store called Djoghurt
Could this be it? Djoghurt?

I said excuse me, sir Djoghurt?
Is that a special kind of yoghurt?
He said forget about the yoghurt
The new thing now is Djoghurt

It’s so amazing, yes this thing is gonna blow your mind
It is the sweetest, softest, purest thing you’ll ever find
You think you’ve tried it, but remember — it’s a special kind
It’s not yoghurt, it’s Djoghurt

It’s so amazing, yes this thing is gonna blow your mind
It is the sweetest, softest, purest thing you’ll ever find
You think you’ve tried it, but remember — it’s a special kind
It’s not yoghurt, it’s Djoghurt

Back to the track!

Umami
Wasabi — Burning on the tongue
Carpaccio
Djoghurt

Pastrami, Tandoori, Parmigiano
Tabasco — put it in your mouth
Aioli — Suck it, suck it
Chili con carne
Djoghurt

Gazpacho, Chèvre, Anaconda, Djoghurt
Herpes simplex, Herpes duplex,
Hepatitas, Djoghurt, Pellegrino, E. coli, Legionella, Djoghurt