Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Let’s Generalize About Men

Valencia:
Right now, we’re angry and sad

Heather:
It’s our right to get righteously mad

Paula:
At every member of the opposite sex

Rebecca:
Oh god, we hate them!

Paula:
Let’s not distinguish between them at all

Rebecca:
Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol

All:
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Let’s generalize about men!
Let’s generalize about men!
Let’s take one bad thing about one man
And then apply it to all of them
Let’s conflate all the guys
Let’s generalize about men!

Paula:
All men are completely repressed
(Uh-huh!)

Valencia:
All men only want to have sex

Rebecca:
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this

Valencia, Heather & Paula:

Heather:
All men are emotionally stunted

Paula:
When asked how they feel, every man’s always grunted

Rebecca:
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?

Paula, Heather & Valencia:
Ooh, I hear you, girl!

All:
Let’s generalize about men!
Let’s generalize about men!
Let’s get super-lit and not admit
This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men!

All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All men do each and every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore

Rebecca:
Hey, what about gay men?

Paula:
Oh no, gay men are fine

All:
Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They’re never mean, just sassy
They’re all completely adorable and fun

So let’s focus for now on straight men
Let’s just generalize about them

Valencia:
They’re all monsters

Paula:
They’re murderers

Rebecca:
They’re rapists

Heather:
Totally

Paula:
Wait, I have sons

Rebecca, Valencia & Heather:
Your sons are gonna be rapists!