Текст Frank Zappa – «This Is All Wrong»

The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to apply for a job
Spider
Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of polished animal skins. It’s called leather
John
Leather?
Monica
Oh, and their tight black pants
Spider
It’s sort of like plastic, only it’s made out of animals
Larry
It’s sad, ain’t it?
Monica
Yeah
Larry
Um, you can’t win ’em all
Moon
Oh!
Mike
Sweetheart . . .
Moon
What?
Mike
If we go to the . . . we could probably be alone
Moon
Yeah
Ali

Wo?
Moon
. . . could drink coffee . . .
Ali
Ja! Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Klavier . . .
Mike
I want some soul food . . .
Moon
. . . it’s a heartbeat and it feels like a . . .
Mike
Have you seen «Jungle Fever»?
Moon
. . . a big . . .
Ali
Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben . . .
Mike
«Jungle Fever.» The girl with the big butt?
Ali
Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema buldun sen?
Moon
This must have been what the brochure was talking about. They said you’d . . . you’d feel a . . . a kind of a serenity . . . a feeling of peace of . . . of . . .
Mike
Hey, why, why don’t you shut up?!
Ali
Cocuklar, siz saatlerce kahveden birsey anlatiyorsunuz, ama burada . . . ah, bunlarda acayip sarkilar soyluyorlar . . . acayip, degilmi? Yagmurda basliyor . . .
Moon
. . . entering into a different realm . . . I can’t remember the name of it . . .
Mike
Hey, yo man . . . I don’t like all this waterfall action
Moon
. . . and I guess that’s where most of the part of it’s . . . I . . . guess it’s all about resolving past crime and everything . . . and . . . also . . . about . . .
Ali
Bence . . .
Mike
Hey, yo, hey . . . this ain’t the «Blue Lagoon»! What the hell . . . this ain’t «I Dream of Jeanie»
Ali
Bu pianonun icinde bir . . . meyhane gibi birsey yapmak lazim, yani, piano guzel bir sey ama, . . . bende seni hic anlamiyorum abi . . .
Mike
What? Man, man, I’m gonna close off communications if you don’t start speaking the language, Jack!