Текст Mickey Avalon – Girlfriend

Three little birds sitting on my doorstep
Chirp chirp chirpin’ when I pull up in my corvette
Before sex I like a little foreplay
Love and sex and a bag of ya-yo

Girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend

But when Monday comes
You better pack your bags and hit the road
I don’t want no trouble that I can’t afford
I got a daughter at home, her name on my neck
I don’t need another baby in my life just yet
I got 99 problems, and your girlfriend’s one
I’m crazy in love with my sawed-off shotgun
Hand on the pump, bust a window at the pawn shop
Reach right in and got blood on my Rolex
Take me home and lick my wounds, let me crawl back in the womb
Click, clack, boom, comin’ out of the tomb

Girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend

But when Monday comes
You better be in the kitchen cookin’ ham and eggs
Lookin’ hot as the door slammed the back of your head
She said «I’ll be back,» I said «yea, whatev»
The Av don’t like it when you play with me head
Now let me tell you somthin’ about the birds and the bees
The birds is flying and the bees just bug me
Ugly, honeys want to fuck me, and if I get drunk you might get lucky
Guess what, I’m runnin’ out of money
You can be my piggy bank, sugar mommy

Girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend

But when Monday comes

Girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend
But when Monday comes
I say, girlfriend, I don’t want to be your boyfriend
I just thought that we could be friends
With benefits on the weekend…