Текст Starbomb – Minecraft Is For Everyone

Creeper (Egoraptor):
Strolling, down the street, the square street
A fair sheet of square sleet below my feet
Creeper’s what they call me, but even I see, that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee

Player (Danny Sexbang)
Hey Mr. Creeper!
Creeper
WHAT?!?!?
Player
There’s no need for that kind of language
Creeper
FUCK YOU!
Player
The only F word is fun!
Life’s even sweeter without explosions!

Minecraft is for everyone! Hurray!
Let’s all be nice today, everyone is at play
And there’s no need to blow them away!
Those Two Guys (Danny Sexbang)
Oh, hi!
Player
Let’s go help those two guys build a house and…
BOOM
Nope, nope, see, this is exactly what I’m talking about
If you’ve gotta curse, just say the word fudge, that way no one will judge…
BOOM
Stop! No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die! Okay?

Creeper
I’m on a nice kick, I’ll make some friends quick!
I don’t have many because everyone’s a huge diii-aaauugh
I have to admit, I just might lose it, having to give up my favorite things is funky bullshrimp!
Oh man, it’s hard not to be mean
Notch
Hey guys, do you need any help writing lyrics?
Creeper
No, you don’t know anything about Minecraft music!
Notch
But- but I’m Notch!
Creeper
More like NOTCH-yo song!
Oh shhhugar-snap peas I went there!
Player
Tee Hee! We’re so happy and free!
Let’s clear away the debris from all the ruined lives of your killing spree!
It’s fun! To be nice to some one, they’ll really love you a ton!
Creeper
You know what? Why don’t you kneel down and kiss my creepy-
Player
BUNS! There’s so much love and magic in rapture, hearts will be captured!
Creeper
Monkey Fighting Glass Bowl Mother Scratcher!
Player
We just learned a lesson, Creepers can make amends!
Guess what? You’re my new Frie-
BOOM