Текст Starbomb – Toad Joins The Band

Luigi (Danny Sexbang)
Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!
Mario (Egoraptor)
I agree, Luigi! We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!

Toad (Egoraptor)
HELLO!!!
HI!!!!
MARIO!!!!
AAAAHH!!!!
I’M TOAD!!!!!!

Luigi
Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second, please?

Luigi
I am scared, I am very scared, I hate my life
Mario
It’s was like a chicken screaming in my ears
His whole body’s shaped like a dick, though…
Both
Oooooooohhh…
Luigi
Good news, Toad! You’ve got-a the job!
Toad
HELLO!!!!!
Luigi
Ahh!