Lyrics Frank Zappa – A Typical Sound Check
Text:
includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham)
Mark
All skate. Men only!
Aynsley
Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin’
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Gotta put that sign on the front, man
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Got to get that sign on the front
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Gotta put that sign on the front, man
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Got to get that sign on the front
?
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sign of the bass player
Aynsley
Because I . . . I’m gonna have to find
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I’m gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on
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Get some more weirdness
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Hey man
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Hey, it’s far right here
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together?
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It’s far right there
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Well . . .
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Perverse!
George
Hey, I’m still an hour here
Mark
See it, my washboard’s in the car
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What?
Aynsley
See, they gotta have two holes here
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Ah!
Jeff
Yeah
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Washboards . . .
Jeff
Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . .
Perverse!
George
Hey, I’m still an hour here
Mark
See it, my washboard’s in the car
?
What?
Aynsley
See, they gotta have two holes here
?
Ah!
Jeff
Yeah
?
Washboards . . .
Jeff
Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . .
Mark:
If you do not hear me
You may now walk out
For I am here
And I am talking . . .
Album
Frank Zappa – Frank Zappa - Playground Psychotics
Frank Zappa – «You There, With The Hard On!»
Frank Zappa – Playground Psychotics
Frank Zappa – Childish Perversions
Frank Zappa – Beer Shampoo
Frank Zappa – A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
Frank Zappa – Scum Bag
Frank Zappa – Say Please
Frank Zappa – Well
Frank Zappa – Super Grease
Frank Zappa – «Don’t Eat There»
Frank Zappa – Divan
Frank Zappa – «There’s No Lust In Jazz»
Frank Zappa – Learning «Penis Dimension»
Frank Zappa – The Dressing Room
Frank Zappa – «Don’t Take Me Down»
Frank Zappa – The Motel Room
Frank Zappa – Getting Stewed
Frank Zappa – The Motel Lobby
Frank Zappa – «This Is Neat»
Frank Zappa – A Typical Sound Check
Frank Zappa – The Living Garbage Truck
Frank Zappa – «Here Comes The Gear, Lads»
Frank Zappa – He’s Watching Us
Frank Zappa – A Version Of Himself
Frank Zappa – The Worst Reviews
Frank Zappa – Bad Acting
Frank Zappa – A Great Guy
Frank Zappa – Martin Lickert’s Story
Frank Zappa – A Bunch Of Adventures
Frank Zappa – Jeff Quits
Frank Zappa – Going For The Money
Frank Zappa – He’s Right
Frank Zappa – If You’re Not A Professional Actor
Frank Zappa – I Could Be A Star Now
Frank Zappa – Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
Frank Zappa – Concentration Moon, Part Two
Frank Zappa – The Sanzini Brothers
Frank Zappa – Concentration Moon, Part One
Frank Zappa – The London Cab Tape
Frank Zappa – I’m Doomed
Frank Zappa – The Spew King
Frank Zappa – You Got Your Armies
Frank Zappa – Botulism On The Hoof