Lyrics Frank Zappa – «Here Comes The Gear, Lads»

Jeff
«Here comes the gear, lads»
Howard
I’m telling you man . . .
Jeff
Sounds like a Beatles cartoon
Howard
Key down
Aynsley
Just keep your mouth shut, you . . . Curly!
?
Look at those cars! The race cars
Mark
Sure sounds like the Beatles cartoon, «Hey, John Lennon here . . . »
Jeff
«Hey, Wankers, there goes the gear»
Pilot
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is your passenger agent. I’d like to welcome you to aboard United’s flight 664 to Spokane. We’re departing in just a few more minutes. We’ll just be a . . . couple minutes delayed due to loading some extra baggage.
Mark
Could that be ours?
Pilot
I’d like to remind you that the, the bags you’ve carried on, that they should be stored underneath the seat in front of you . . .
Mark
Howard?
Pilot
During the flight . . .

Howard
Uh, yes, Mark . . .
Mark
Would you like some film?
Howard
I would
Pilot
Hope you have a pleasant trip, and . . . thank you for flying United

Stewardess
Good night, all

Ha ha!
Now, the trip . . .
This is great!