Lyrics Frank Zappa – «You There, With The Hard On!»
Text:
Howard
You, you there with the hard on!
FZ
With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .
Mark
Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard
Sit down, Aynsley! Not you
?
Shut up!
FZ
Ready?
Mark
Yes
FZ
Quick! Before these people (beware)
Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
Howard
Sit down, Aynsley! Not you
?
Shut up!
FZ
Ready?
Mark
Yes
FZ
Quick! Before these people (beware)
Album
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Frank Zappa – «You There, With The Hard On!»
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