Lyrics Frank Zappa – Beer Shampoo

When you just stopped it was running on your head
Howard
Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, ‘cept play it for all it was worth
Aynsley
I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over HIS head . . .
Howard
Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . .
FZ
Ha ha!
Howard
Let’s not make it too childish
Aynsley

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Mark
Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . .
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Howie
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Mark
He, I used to sing, he used to sing «How is the weather» in «Happy Together» and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
Aynsley
He can’t stand it, man, that’s all . . .
Mark
And you’re just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .
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Ha ha ha!

Mark
Simmons!
Howard
Beer is another thing, man! I’m fucking soaked!
Mark
They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
Howard
I don’t give a shit, that’s all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can’t believe it
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Ohhh!
Mark
Materialist!
Howard
Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
Mark
Materialistic! Materialistic!
Howard
You’re the dude who said . . .
scuffle
FZ
Oh oh oh!
Mark
Materialist!
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Ohhh
Howard
Don’t do it to you, I don’t have any beer, man
Aynsley
Okay
Mark
«New York’s so lonely . . . »
Howard
I can’t even . . . you keep your hands off me you creep
Mark
«And you are the only . . . »
Jeff
You creep, ha ha!
Howard
Stop it, man!