Текст Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 1

SEAN
Ooh baby, you looking good.

GIRL
Thanks sean.

SEAN
you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right.

GIRL
I think you’re nice too, sean.

SEAN
Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty mama has given you.
taking off her clothes— Ohh, so fine so right.

GIRL
Oh sean, you’re so silly.

SEAN
What’s going on with these little silk panties, baby? Slowly, slide them to the ground.
taking down her panties
(Gasps) yeah, baby yeah. That’s what I’m talking about.

GIRL
It’s my turn sean. Let me take down your pants.
begins to unzip his pants

SEAN
Is that what you want to do baby? Why don’t you put those soft sweet hands on my Jimmi-jamma.

GIRL
…On your what?

SEAN
On my— on my manhood,… baby.

GIRL
No wait a minute did you say «Jimmer Jammer» before?

SEAN
Well I— I guess I did, I—

GIRL

beginning to gather all her clothes
I got to go.

SEAN
No, no, you sure about this, baby?!

GIRL
Yeah, later King Jimmer Jammer.
leaves

SEAN
Yeah, Cause I’ll… Cause I’ll call you. Damn!!! Walking out all naked and shit.

THE END