Текст Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 3

Sean pouring champagne

SEAN
Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there.

GIRL #3

SEAN
Not as sweet as your silky thighs mama, I think I want to taste’em.

He presses the ‘play’ button on his tape player

SEAN
I going to start with your scrumptious toes as an appetizers, then I’m going to move up your body with my tongue, ’til I reach those lucious icecream sundaes.

GIRL #3
Mm, sounds nice. What else?

SEAN
Well, then I’m going to work my way back down, ’cause it’s time for the main course. I’m like a bee heading down to your honey pot. But I won’t be flying away soon, no I won’t.

she laughs sensually

SEAN
Ooh, zippity, dippity.

she takes a sip on the champagne

she laughs sensually

GIRL #3
Tell me, what do you want me to do to you?

SEAN
Yeah, baby, I got a lot on my menu, but if I could recommend something, it would have to be tonight’s special: My pud.

GIRL #3
What did you just say?

SEAN
I said you going to like tonight’s special…

GIRL #3
And that’s your pud?

SEAN

GIRL #3
You got to leave.

SEAN
Mm-hmm. A’ight. Just let me find my pants and I…

looks for pants, finds them, struggles to put them on

SEAN
I’m leaving.

zips up pants, stops tape player, pulls out tape

SEAN
Could you at least tell me the best way home?