Текст Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 4

Sean on the phone with a call-girl.

SEAN
What’s your name, baby?

GIRL #4

SEAN
Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

GIRL #4
What’s your name?

Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player

SEAN
My name’s Sean, I want to get it on.

GIRL #4
Ooh.

SEAN
You know what I’m talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

GIRL #4
Oh Sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

SEAN
Yeah baby, I’m strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you…

GIRL #4
Oh my.

SEAN
You want to be spinning around for some more lovin’ I got for you?

GIRL #4
That’s sounds nice, sean.

SEAN
You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that’s music to my ears.

GIRL #4
I’m already naked, how about you?

SEAN
Well, I’m half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

GIRL #4
You must look good you stud, are you hard?

SEAN
Baby, my tally-whacker’s all revved up and ready to go.

GIRL #4
…»Tally-whacker»?

SEAN
No, no, no… I said the sweet-meat.

GIRL #4
Oh my god.

SEAN
What?

GIRL #4: {To other call girl}
I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

Sean groans

CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}
Your kidding?

GIRL #4: {To other call girl}
And his sweet-meat.

CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}
That’s so gross.

she hangs up

SEAN
No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

hangs up

what the fuck is happening

weeping

… I’m horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.