Текст Starbomb – The New Pokerap

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
My name is Ash Ketchum baby!
My life is back on track
But I’ve been in the hospital

Brock (Egoraptor):
Yo bro, I can help you with that

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Hey Brock! I’ll do all the singing
And you take care of the raps

Brock (Egoraptor):
Alright, let’s go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Oh, I know these guys!

Brock (Egoraptor):
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Woah!

Brock (Egoraptor):
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
A-are you serious? You’re not making those up? Those are real?

Brock (Egoraptor):

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

Brock (Egoraptor):
Oh, there are more

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Really? Wait, I’m immediately sorry that I asked

Brock (Egoraptor)
We’ve got
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbottle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Pikadilly, Man
Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
They’re running out of ideas and I can’t take any more!

Brock (Egoraptor):
Don’t worry, there’s only a couple left

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
How many?

Brock (Egoraptor):
Uh 300, 064

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Nooo

Brock (Egoraptor):
Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weinisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddly-Faddly-Biddly-Baddily-Diddily-Doodily-Hiddily-Hoodily
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander
Thuma Urman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Fuck it! You know what? I’m going back to the hospital

3 gun shots

Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):
Ah! My sack, my sweet sweet sack