Lyrics Adam Sandler – Baby Hi
Text:
You ever walking down the street and you say hi to a baby? And, uh… And the baby goes…
imitates baby speaking gibberish
And you’re going, «Yeah, that’s great.» And then… And the mother goes, «He can say ‘hi’ back.» And you go, «Oh, yeah?» And the kid goes…
speaks gibberish
You go, «There it is.» Then mother goes, «No, he really can say it.» And the kid goes…
speaks gibberish
And you go, «Hey, that was great.» The mother goes, «No, he really can say it.» And the kid goes…
speaks gibberish
And you go, «There it is. That was it, right?» And the mother’s like, «No! Say it. Say hi.» And the kid’s like…
speaks gibberish
And… And then the mother’s like, «What the fuck? Say it! You said it earlier!» And the kid’s like…
speaks gibberish
And you’re like, «Hey, that was a full sentence. That’s better than ‘Hi’.» And the mother’s like, «What the…? I’m so mad at you, baby!»
laughter
And then she like hands you the baby and is like, «I’ve got to walk this off. This is very discouraging for me. He said it earlier!» And you’re holding the baby, like… «Say it. Go ahead and say it. Say, ‘Hi’. Come on, you really upset your mother.» And the kid’s looking at you… And you’re like, «Come on, get it out.» It’s gonna make her feel better. And the kid’s like…
speaks gibberish
And you’re like, «You can do it. Come on.» And the kid’s like…
speaking gibberish softly
speaks gibberish
And you go, «Hey, that was great.» The mother goes, «No, he really can say it.» And the kid goes…
speaks gibberish
And you go, «There it is. That was it, right?» And the mother’s like, «No! Say it. Say hi.» And the kid’s like…
speaks gibberish
And… And then the mother’s like, «What the fuck? Say it! You said it earlier!» And the kid’s like…
speaks gibberish
And you’re like, «Hey, that was a full sentence. That’s better than ‘Hi’.» And the mother’s like, «What the…? I’m so mad at you, baby!»
laughter
And then she like hands you the baby and is like, «I’ve got to walk this off. This is very discouraging for me. He said it earlier!» And you’re holding the baby, like… «Say it. Go ahead and say it. Say, ‘Hi’. Come on, you really upset your mother.» And the kid’s looking at you… And you’re like, «Come on, get it out.» It’s gonna make her feel better. And the kid’s like…
speaks gibberish
And you’re like, «You can do it. Come on.» And the kid’s like…
speaking gibberish softly
whispers
«Help me.
laughter
She… She… She won’t let me get vaccinated.»
laughter
Come on, there’s no proof that that’s good or bad yet.
speaks gibberish
raspy voice
«I’ve been getting sick a lot.»