Lyrics Adam Sandler – Uber Driver

Join in on this motherfucker Would you?
Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah
So, let’s go
My Uber driver smells bad
Uber driver smells bad
Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
Yeah
A smelly Uber driver
Yeah, that’s right
Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
Got a smelly Uber driver
He got a free water If you want a drink drink
You know, what else he got
He got a stink stink
Uber driver smells bad
God damn, what the fuck?
Got a smelly Uber driver
Yeah
Uber driver smells bad
Right when I got inside
I was like, «Uh-oh»
This Honda Civic smells
Just like a butthole
Uber driver smells bad

What the fuck? Now, come on
Got a smelly Uber driver
Locked window
Uber driver smells bad
He rock the Google Maps
He rock the window tint
One thing he doesn’t rock Is that deodorant
God damn, Speed Stick that shit
Uber driver smells bad
What the fuck? Come on
Got a smelly Uber driver
Uber driver smells bad
I need the iPhone charged
I pass the cord back
And when you take a bath
Scrub the nutsack
Scrub your nutsack
What the fuck?
Scrub your nutsack
Common courtesy
This shit got germs
I can’t believe the smell
In these Uber cars
Oh, wait, I shit my pants
I’ll give him five stars
Give him five stars
Damn
Give him five stars
Turns out the smell was me
Better give him five stars
Word up, motherfucker, yeah