Lyrics Adam Sandler – That’s What She Said
Text:
My little sweet daughter… the sixth grader, she comes back from school and she’s like, «All the boys keep saying, ‘That’s what she said… ‘ and then they all laugh.»
«Why Daddy?»
And I was like, «Oh, boy.» «Yeah, it seems like anything I say, they say, ‘That’s what she said.’ They look at each other, and they just laugh and laugh. And I’m confused. Help me Dad-da.» And so, I’m like, «Okay, how do I explain this to her?» And I’m trying to just figure out, you know, the right way to do it, in a clean way, no cursing. And I’m just going, «Uh… uh… uh… uh, well, it’s a…» And then my kid goes, «That’s okay, Daddy. You tried your best.»
laughter
And I was like, «That’s what she said.»
laughter
All right, let’s do this.
piano plays
That’s not true. None of that… None of this fucking story… All this is a lie. All right.
laughter
All right, let’s do this.
piano plays
That’s not true. None of that… None of this fucking story… All this is a lie. All right.