Lyrics Adam Sandler – Flip

My whole life, I always wanted to be able to do a flip. Wouldn’t that be great? I was always growing up, going, «Man, I’ve got to get a flip going. Everybody will love me if I could just do a flip.» Everybody would be like, «Whoa, did you see the Sandman? He popped out a flip.» I just wanted to be in a fucking Marshalls or something, buying some cheap clothes and going, «Hey, watch this.» Pop a flip and have the fucking lady at the cash register go, «Did you fucking see that kid with the flip?» I’d be like. «Hey, I do it all the time.» But I never got that one down, man. I wish I did. Always I was like… I didn’t know how to fucking practice. That was the problem. I didn’t know how to do my first try. I would always get to right about here, and then go, «Ah, I don’t know. I’m gonna get hurt.» And when I got older, I wanted to learn how to speak fluent Italian too. And I did that. I mastered that. So, I’m in Italy, and I meet the Pope himself, and in fluent Italian, I say to him, «Hey, I love what you’ve done for the Church. I love what you you’re doing for the world. America says, ‘Hello.’ Um… Am I getting into heaven?» And in Italian he says, «Can you do a flip?» And I was like, «Madonne!»
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Shit.