Lyrics Adam Sandler – Station 69
Text:
That’s my baby. That’s my baby.
Oh, Sandman. That’s too much.
Mmm
It’s awfully cold in outer space today
A million miles away
I’m floating through the darkness
There’s nothing much to see
And a Cosmonaut named Yuri
Is the only one with me
laughter
Mmm
Now we’re in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I’m right side up
And Yuri’s upside down
My penis accidentally goes In his mouth
laughter
His penis accidentally goes in mine
laughter
Yes, it’s just another accident
On Station 69
laughter
Ladies and gentlemen… Yuri.
cheers and applause
Hello, people of Earth.
cheering and whistling
It’s awfully cold In outer space tonight
Yes.
I sent a message back to Earth
I check the telescopes
And look for instruments to fix
laughter
But my favorite part of space
Is when we suck each other’s dicks
Absolutely.
We’re spinning around in circles
And it feels very nice
When we kiss each other’s penis tips
It seems like paradise
We’re travelling in light speed
Yes.
It’s an intergalactic ride
Well, we used to have a monkey
Remember?
But I fucked it till it died
Yes, yes.
Yes, we’re in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I’m right-side up
And I am upside down
cheering and whistling
He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth And he puts his penis in mine
laughter
Yes, it’s just another accident It’s just another thing That on purpose I did
laughter
It’s… It’s just…
laughs
It’s just another afternoon
both
On Station 69
cheers and applause
Go! Go back! Go back to space! Get out of here! Take him away!
laughs
What are you doing? Help him.