Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Apple Man

Oh, hello there, folks!
Didn’t see you there
My name is not important, but there’s somethin’ about me that you should know

I’m an apple man

They’re marvelous in the morning
They’re lovely late at night
They’re delectable in the daytime
An apple always tastes just right

So you can keep your banana
In your pineapple cabana
I’d never be caught
Chompin’ on a kumquat
Tell that to your friend, Susannah
From Tallahassee to Spokane
From Madagascar to Japan
I’m sticking to my one-fruit plan
‘Cause I’m a Gala Red Delicious Cortland Fuji McIntosh Granny Smith Ambrosia apple man