Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years

NAOMI AND ELAYNE:
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you’re crying off your makeup with all your tears

NAOMI:
If you ever have an issue

ELAYNE:
She always has a tissue

NAOMI:
She keeps ’em in her Prada bag

ELAYNE:
No matter if you wanna scream

NAOMI:
Or if you need some wrinkle cream

ELAYNE:
She also keeps that in her Prada bag

NAOMI AND ELAYNE:
If you ever need a favor in fifty years
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
If you’re paralyzed by your deepest fears
Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl

NAOMI:
If your honored for your mitzvahs

ELAYNE:
Call your Camp Kavetcha sisters

NAOMI:
If she’s famous and she’s distant

ELAYNE:
Get in touch with her assistant

NAOMI:
If you still can’t find her

ELAYNE:
Have your daughter’s goyish friend remind her

NAOMI AND ELAYNE:
That when you’re in a pinch, we’ll getcha
‘Cause we’re always there, you betcha
I’m so glad I metcha
Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha
If you need me I’ll come running
‘Cause our parents spent the money
To make us all Camp Kavetcha girls!
My dad’s a dentist/banker