Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Sports Analogies

Nathaniel:
We’re down for the count
It’s down to the wire
We can’t drop the ball

Josh:
‘Cause when we’re on the ropes
And it’s our turn at bat
We gotta throw a Hail Mary
Gotta go to the mat

Nathaniel & Josh:
Sports analogies
Sports analogies

Nathaniel:
We’ve found the common ground
In all men’s personalities

Josh:
We talk a big game
That’s how we relate

Nathaniel & Josh:
It’s the easiest way for men to
Communicate

Nathaniel:
Hike!

Josh:
It’s par for the course

Nathaniel:
When you’re in the home stretch

Josh:
To swing for the fences

Nathaniel:
With a full court press

Josh:
We’re on the one yard line

Nathaniel:
Inches to go

Josh:
So you’ll pitch and I’ll catch

Nathaniel:
‘Cause it’s our lead to blow

Nathaniel & Josh:
Let’s use more
Sports analogies
Sports analogies
They help men cope with life’s
Harsh realities

Josh:
Let’s spew more clichés

Nathaniel:
‘Til we run out the clock

Josh:
Just keep your eye on the ball

Nathaniel:
The puck

Josh:
And my shuttlecock

Nathaniel & Josh:
Hey!
Sometimes, when we watch sports,
We get sad
And we make it seem like
We’re sad about the sports

Josh:
But we’re not really crying
About the game at all

Nathaniel:
Who really cares about
A game of basketball

Nathaniel & Josh:
We’re sad about our dads
We couldn’t talk to our dads
Unless we used
Sports analogies
Sports analogies
Men feel safe with these
Empty generalities

Nathaniel:
Let’s go for the gold

Josh:
And then we’ll hit the lockers

Nathaniel & Josh:
We’re american men
We like all sports
Except for soccer
‘Cause soccer’s just a bunch
Of foreigners running around
Yeah!