Lyrics Crazy Ex–Girlfriend Cast – Love’s Not A Game

WHITE JOSH:
How dare you play with love? Have you no decency?
Love is what created him, and him, and her, and me
How dare you play with love? Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir?

PAULA:
I think the word is just «ma’am.»

WHITE JOSH:
Love is what unites me and you and him and her and him and him and me as well
JK LOL
Let’s do this!

Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
None of us would ever say love’s a game
That would be bad, you can be sure-a
But I’m in the mood to wear this cool fedora

ALL:
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
We would never play with love like it’s a game

JIM:
But if we did

TIM:
And that would be wrong

JIM AND TIM:
We’d put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong

HECTOR:
Oh, interesting, I’ll double that

PAULA:
I’ll triple that

KEVIN:
Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses

HEATHER:

DARRYL:
Their love is pure, groom meets bride

MAYA:
So we’d never soil it with a death pool on the side

MRS. HERNANDEZ:
Josh, age 52, parasailing accident

MAYA:
That’s so smart. Same

WHITE JOSH:
Love’s an endgame, but it’s not a game

GEORGE:
Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change

VALENCIA:
Put 30 on red, poetically
For red’s the color of a heart that beats free
Red is also Greg
It’s Greg

ALL:
We definitely shouldn’t do this
We definitely shouldn’t do this
This is bad, this is bad
We’re going to hell, this is bad

FATHER BRAH:
I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school

AJ:
Preschool?

FATHER BRAH:
No, priest school
I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it’s cool

ALL:
Jesus said it’s cool!

SUNIL:
Bills, bills, playbills
Flops only appreciate over time

ALL:
Odds! Sixes! Dice! Monogamy!

WHITE JOSH:
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
That being said, let’s make it rain
While Cupid descends from above

ALL:
The group mind has decided to bet on love
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
Love’s not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails