Текст Bart Baker – 22 Parody

It feels like the perfect day to torture my exes and then put on their skin
Help me!
Shut up, Harry!

I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.

Uh oh!
Now, you all will be mine until the end of all time.
I will never let you leave.
Somebody call the police.
You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out.
Why are you dancing like that?
Because I’m a psychopath
Now it’s your turn to dance.
Ah! You just shot me in my ass.

You should never have dumped me.
Now you’re all buried.
Let’s watch Tyler Perry.
Please, just kill us!

It’s just Madea Goes To Jail.
Ah!
My favorite movie.
Hallelujah.

Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
Ah, excuse me?
After the murder ritual.
Oh crap!
Then we will spend eternity together below.
In hell, ah-ha-ha-ha!

Uh-oh!
All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
Yeah, we knew.
Now your heads must all come off.
BRB, I’ll get the saw.
Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
Pick it up, call the Po — Po.
We’ll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea. Send!

AH! What are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
AH!
We were not doing anything.
Eh! No matter. Time to die.
Oh, no, no, no!

I’ll see you in the afterlife.

Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon, Miss Swift!
OMG! It’s Jesus!
How did you find me, J.C.?
I got a text from Jake G
We’re actually quite close.
He likes all my Facebook posts.
And he follows me on Twitter.
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
I can’t move.
With this holy water balloon.
Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah!
Sorry, but your time here is through.

Ah!

Yah!
Oh my God!

Well, my children, that’s a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me!

Yeah!