Текст Bart Baker – What About Love Parody

Austin Mahone
I- I’m a clone of Bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors.
And my- my government grew me in a laboratory to become the next big teen hearthrob.

Scientist 1

Austin
Now I’m outside, my friends are dancing like tools.
See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool.
Chasing a broad acting like I am in love.
Singing a song that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb.

Justin Bieber
Who is this scum?

Austin
Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, ’cause I’m fucking perfect, bitch.

Girl
No, it’s because you look 9, and I hope you realize that this song sounds just like Bye Bye Bye.

Scientist 1
Everyting’s looking great, with Austin.

Scientist 2
Wait, who is that?

Scientist 1
Oh shit it’s Justin.

Justin
This needs to stop.

Scientist 2
Crap he found us this is bad.

Justin
You think you’re hot, but you don’t even wear drop crotch pants

Austin
Justin piss off, I’m the new you kiss my ass

Justin
That’s the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match

Austin
OK it’s on! Swag swag swag swag swag.

Justin
Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag.

Scientist 2
What the hell is happening?

Scientist 1
Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake we need to deactivate.