Текст Bart Baker – Kiss You Parody

Zayn
Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike
To make all you teen girls wet with delight
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?

Harry
oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange
But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayn
please don’t tell Taylor Swift, she’d get pissed
Even though I dumped that bitch

Liam
Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
Simon
It’s Your Punishment
Liam
For What?
Simon
For shaving your head!
Harry
Now let’s all go

All
To Pri son
so we can dance with locked up men
and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics

Harry
Why don’t we take off all our clothes
And play a game of drop the soap!

Hell Yea

Simon
I WILL TAKE the photographs!

All
Let’s Drop Our Pants!

Harry
And these 5 soap bars!

Zayn
Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
It will make this video less crappy
This is ridiculous, diculous
Who is directing this shit?

Niall
Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song
That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun
Also I play guitar, play guitar
Did ya know I play guitar?

Liam
Oh Holly Crap
Taylor Swift is on our ass
She’s got a GAT

Taylor
Ahhhhh!

Zayn
She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a

All except Harry
hit song
About How you did her so wrong
Taylor
sobbing
I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can’t you see you belong with me?
Harry
Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
Using my secret nipple trick
ALL
Go for it
Taylor
Omg what the hell is that?!

ALL
He just made her crash

Harry
With my 4 nipples!!!!

ALL
Harry has 4 nipples
Harry has 4 nipples
They made Taylor drive off the road

Louis
To celebrate let’s all dress up as

ALL
Sea – ee – men
Because we all love sea – ee – men
Niall
we mean jizz
Louis
I’m gonna give Harry a french kiss
Zayn
I am gonna suck on my own dick
ALL
Taylor was just a cover up
Harry
To hide the fact I like man Butt
Taylor
What did you say
ALL
How the hell is she still alive
Taylor
I will never die!
Now let me kill you!