Текст Bart Baker – Wrecking Ball Parody

Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now I get nude and cry

Since the VMA’s all the people say

Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith’s

I’m basically a wrecking ball for the youth of America
All I want is to brainwash them all with my massive nipples under my tee

We must be like Miley

Now watch me ride a ball and try to make a seductive face
But creepily I totally look just like Nicholas Cage

Time for me to lick this hammer like it’s a big metal penis
I’ll lick anything for more attention this condom looks delish

I’ve been looking for this, put some god damn clothes on. You sicko

I’m naked on a wrecking ball showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I’m dry humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy

Excuse me I’m here for the porn
Bend over girl let’s make this quick

What do you mean? This is not porn

Then why the hell are you naked?

Because I’m a wannabe whore who sluts it up to get more views

So that means we don’t have to screw?

«THANK GOD!»

Excuse me

You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy. Sorry sweetie it’s true

I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video

OK, this has gone on way too long. You, need to get off… our construction site

How do you expect us to work with a crazy anorexic chick swinging naked from our equipment

And licking and humping everything she sees

Sorry, but I’m not leaving

Oh, no, now she’s twerking

Dear, god, just kill us now please

Thank’s Liam

Believe me, it was my pleasure