Текст Bart Baker – Blurred Lines Parody

This song totally sucks

This song totally sucks

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey WOO!

Help me

Come over here if you want to get raped
(Hey, girl, come here)
By a Creepy wannabe Timberlake
Maybe I’m going deaf (Hey hey hey)
Or maybe, I’m just high (Hey hey hey)
But «No» means «Yes» in my mind (Hey hey hey)

This song totally sucks

This song and video
will make you wanna take a
knife that is really dull
and shove it in your trachea

So over-hyped it’s absurd (Hey hey hey)
Makes me seem like a huge perv (Hey hey hey)
«Because you are a huge perv!» (Hey hey hey)
And now it’s time for stupid hashtags

That say my last name
it’s extremely lame.
Here’s what they should say

I’m a douchebag
who thinks he’s so smooth
Everyone’s dancing
except me
I’m way too cool.

I’m going blind
that’s my excuse when
I am accused of
molesting women
‘Cause I’m a scumbag

Who wrote this concept?
Nothing happening makes any damn sense.

There’s a car on your butt.

Now let’s watch T.I. dance
like a dirty old man
who just shit in his pants.
I really want to fuck this goat.

Now here’s a crappy (Hey hey hey)
Attempt at funny (Hey hey hey)
What rhymes with funny?
A lot of stuff idiot!

What the hell’s wrong with this blonde girl.
Humping a stuffed dog?
Could this video get any more wrong?

Hey come here, girl.
I have a big D.
If a guy has to say that
it means it’s small and diseased.

You just got your ass served.

Somebody please tell me
What the hell am I doing in this vid I mean
Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
To brushing white chicks’ hair like a total creep

And what the hell’s with Pharrell’s outfit?
He look like he from outer space in this silver shit.
This video’s wack and this song’s overplayed.
Come on, dude, stop hash-tagging your name!

Robin, you asshole
I’m preggo with your baby
Even though I said, «No.»
You knocked me up anyway

But the lines were blurred (Hey hey hey)
They totally weren’t (Hey hey hey)
You’re just a bastard! (Hey hey hey)

OK, that’s enough. Everyone freeze

Who the hell is this schmuck?
I’m a hashtag cop
This hashtag abuse is against the law
I’m not kidding
Someone turn that shit off

I am warning you
Stop or I will shoot
OK, that’s it, dude!

Pharrell, hands up!
What the hell did I do?
You’re under arrest.
For what?
For soliciting goat sex.
Put your hands behind your head!

Thicke, you are dead!
Who the fuck is this dude?
This is my daughter.
You got her preggers!
Time to meet my fist, jerk!