Текст Bart Baker – Anaconda Parody

Bart Baker:
This song is about butts
These girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

Tiffany Tynes (Nicki Minaj):
I’m dry humping bamboo in a jungle
My butt’s so big it’s like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off ’cause it’s my greatest asset
But it’s enhanced by surgery, yes it’s made out of plastic
It’s not real, real, real
Cost major cash
And my surgery bill
Is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips
Plus tit implants
My fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot

Booty shake
With a snake
Ninety five percent of me is fake
Twerkin’ so hard it cause a massive earthquake
Now I’m rappin’ so fast think my tongue’s about to break
Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap
But my lyrics are real bad, they’re complete and utter crap
I’m dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Bart Baker:
A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that don’t make any sense

Tony Frazier (Sir Mix-a-Lot):
You ripped off
(Damn!)
«Baby Got Back»
(Damn!)
I’m pissed off
(Damn!)
Turned it to trash
(Damn!)
Give me some
(Damn!)
Of all that cash
(Damn!)

Tiffany:
Ha ha, bitch please
Farts
Talk to the ass

For some reason there’s a gym out in the jungle
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there’s not sweat on my complexion
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these botox injections
Then I slam my crotch
Into the floor
Rap about sex non stop
Act like a whore
Waste the talent I got
Writing lyrics that will turn
Your brain to rot
I am a dumb shit

Kitchen scene
Whipping cream
Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin
My super slutty act is wearing real thin
In about seven years I’m gonna look like Lil Kim
Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I am dim
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling
Drake sitting in a chair now I’m gonna dance for him
I’m dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Bart Baker (Drake):
I don’t want a lap dance
Your butt is too damn fat!

Tiffany (Nicki):
You’re gonna eat this ass!

Bart:
I can’t! No I need air! Stop
Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

Tiffany:
What are you saying Drake?

Bart:
I’m trying to warn you
Nicki behind you there’s a snake

Tiffany:
Oh my gosh!
(Damn!)
Look at that snake!
(Damn!)

Tony:
That’s right bitch
(Damn!)
He hasn’t ate!
(Damn!)
And he loves
(Damn!)
Juicy butt steak
(Damn!)
Anaconda
(Damn!)
Eat that fake skank

My anaconda ate Nick’s buns and now this dumb song’s done!