Текст Bart Baker – Confident Parody

Justin Bieber:
Don’t you deport me
Don’t you deport me

Oh no no, oh no no

Fuck this, I’m Justin
Ain’t heading north just like that
I ain’t done nothing to deserve that, uh uh

Your stupid rules don’t apply to me
Ah ah ahhh

This cough syrup’s making me dizzy now

That’s right I’m above the law
Like Steve Seagah
But hotter

My crime spree started slow, got faster
One egging next door, want some more?

Raided by the feds
They found all my meds

Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets

Dad:
It’s teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do

Justin Bieber:
Dad forgot to mention

Dad:
Swag

Justin Bieber:
He’s thirty-eight

Beliebers, beliebe me
I’m innocent
Ha I just lied to you
And I’m fine with it
‘Cuz I don’t understand a consequence

It will be her first time
Ooh yeah, yeah
On JB’s gross stache ride
Feels so damn good
Ooh yeah, yeah
Like a porcupine

Girl:
You’re a dick, kid

Justin Bieber:
Ooh no, no
Just a codeine addict
God I’m faded
(Ooh yeah, yeah)
Like that time on the plane cabin

Pilot:
Attention, attention
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet
Need oxygen

Justin Bieber:
Fuck you, my dad said it’s cool

Justin Bieber:
I will keep on dancing
Until we’re romancing

Girl:
Nasty boy, I am pricey
1k to suck my boobies

Dad:
Is there room for family?
I wanna take our picture too

Girl:
Oh, by the way, Justin

Justin Bieber:
What, bitch?

Girl:
This was a sting

Justin Bieber:
Oh no no, oh no no
This is bullshit
Let me go you assholes
I didn’t do it
I need to try to look like I’m innocent

Judge:
Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom
Since this is your first real crime

Justin Bieber:
Oh yeah, yeah

Judge:
I think I’ll let you slide

Barack Obama:
Hold the damn phone

Justin Bieber:
Oh no, no

Barack Obama:
There’s public outcry

Crowd:
Go home Justin!

Justin Bieber:
Hell no, no

Crowd:
We’re tired of your antics!

Justin Bieber:
I might be busted
Ooh yeah, yeah
But I can still wreak havoc

Barack Obama:
Enough!
Deporting this disease just won’t cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked

Justin Bieber:
Oh no no, oh no no
You can’t do this

Barack Obama:
Oh yes yes, oh yes yes
I just did bitch!

Take his Canadian ass away.