Текст Bart Baker – Break Free Parody

Jessica (Ariana Grande):
This video
Is the
Ultimate nerd fantasy

That’s right
I’m dating the rapper you saw in
That video I did before
Boning
A black guy to break free
My good girl image was a bore
This song
Sounds like Katy Perry’s «Teenage Dream»
I’ve copied shit you heard before
«This Kiss» by Carly Rae Jepson
I ripped off this song even more
(more, more, more, more)

I am getting
Undressed
In zero gravity, yeah
It’s obvious
That I am just

This is
The part in every dance video
We see the DJ turn some knobs

Bart Baker (Zedd):
I’m just
Pretending to do things
This is playing off my iPod

GSnaps (Katy Perry):
Hey bitch
Not only did you rip off my song
You took my projectile boob move
I’ll teach
You to steal from Katy
You skinny dumb breast shooting noob

Jessica:
You’re just
Jealous that I’m younger and hotter
Plus my voice is better than yours
Russell
Brand was smart to leave you

GSnaps:
Now you’re gonna hear me roar!

King Bach (Big Sean):
Hold up
Nobody shoots cream at my baby
Unless it is your boy, Big Sean
Prepare
To feel the wrath of my
Massive projectile dong