Текст Bart Baker – Love Me Harder Parody

I’m a diva don’t care who knows
My reputation it completely blows
I’m super bitchy that’s what they say
My former co-stars totally hate me

I’m dressed up like a kitty
And rolling around in sand like it’s a giant litter box
I can sing and I’m pretty
So it don’t matter if my video concept suck whale cock
(Concept suck whale cock)
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
(Can you leave so I can piss?)
Get lost you dumb pussy
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
(Ok fine be that way bitch)
What did y-

Who the hell are you?
I’m The Weeknd and I feel so lucky you let me in this video
I don’t know who you are I thought we were supposed to get Bruno Mars
What’s with your weird hairdo? It looks so dumb
(Excuse me?)
Why did we hire this wannabe bum?
(For real?)
What is this in your hair a dead pigeon?
You don’t have to be so damn mean

If photographers shoot me
from anywhere but my left side I will break their damn cameras

Did you hear what she said about taking photos?
You can only shoot her left side
Do you think it’s because of a zit on her nose?
Let’s try to shoot her from the right

What the hell are you doing?
Say cheese and smile, hold her face so I can Instagram it
I got it!
If you post that I’m suing
Back off or I swear I will hit the share button goddamn it
I’ve got to see this
No no no no!
What is that on your face?
No no no no!
That pic must be erased!
Woah woah woah woah!
Wait till the world sees this
No no no no!
Time for me to post it!