Текст Bart Baker – Dark Horse Parody

Katy Perry:
I just broke up with an enormous douchebag
And now it is audition time for my next man
But I have one request, to be with with me

John Mayer:
You were my darling flower

Katy:
You should go take a shower
My finger might just be the only thing that can please
Katy Perry

John Mayer:
Take me back I brought you a gift
Panties from the girl who lives next door

Katy:
Are those Victoria’s Secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior…
That is what you get, you cheap prick

Arabic Guy:
This video’s offensive
To Muslims and Egyptians

Katy:
Put my makeup back!

Miley Cyrus:
Let’s lez out

Katy:
Oh no, not again Miley

Miley:
We made out…

Katy:

Miley:
I brought you, a jar of all my STDs

Katy:
You’re sickening!

Robin Thicke:
If you want a date a cheater
I could show you just how blurred my lines are

Russell:
Get out here you old creeper
Marry me again. I’m the worst by far

Katy:
I’m not interested, so sorry

Russell, Robin:
Don’t zap us with your boobies

Katy:
I’m getting bored, this song needs

Juicy J:
Someone who is black

Guess that’s me, the name’s Juicy J
I sold my ass out, for Katy Perry
Dark Horse is, the name of this wack beat, but there
Ain’t a single horse and the only dark thing is me
Why the hell is this theme Egyptian?
Katy, check your brain, I think it’s missing
All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this
Were they tripping?

I think that I was drugged
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood, but now I’m making pop garbage

Katy:
Every video I do this have to stand up above all the rest
Time to use my enormous tits, to escape this horrible green screen set
There is nobody, nobody
That’s good enough for Katy
So screw all you, peace out dudes

Arabic Guy:
I don’t think so bitch!