Текст Bart Baker – Applause Parody

Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage
I’ve gone completely mad, I’m totally batshit insane

I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don’t let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly
Miley Cyrus portrayed by Bart Baker
Same with me
Amanda Bynes portrayed by Shane Dawson
And me
Justin Bieber portrayed by Bart Baker
And me, swag!
Spits on ground

I’ve covered myself in blood
I’ve worn a meat dress
I’ve even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All of the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays

I think I’m god’s gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on
(A lot)

I am the definition of egotistic

Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it
Now you’re all under my spell I am a fame witch

Backup Dancers
Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

Gaga
Yes, it’s working
I’m transforming, into a true fame monster
Soon I will rule all the earth

Male backup dancer
Hey look, isn’t that Madonna?

Madonna
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention whore
Now it’s time to end this war

Look at my magical jugs they’ll set you free
Stop giving Gaga your love
Save it for me

Gaga
Don’t listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping

Male backup dancer
Actually we’ve had enough, you’re getting boring

Madonna
The whole world’s sick of you, check this headline

Female backup dancer
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times

Madonna
Sorry Gaga, you’re through

Gaga
No this can’t be
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me
Oh no, what’s happening?