Текст Bart Baker – Fancy Parody

Iggy:
First things first I’m a white chick

Random kid:
Wait, what?

Iggy:
The whole world was confused when they learned this

Random kid:
She’s not black?

Iggy:
And I sound just like Nicki Minaj if she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce

Random kid:
True.

Iggy:
If you wanna get rap famous
Heh!
Act dirty South and say «Heh» like this:
Heh!
Parody a movie like
Clueless and then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips

Random kid:
You a fake, give Nicki her god damn style back!

Random kid:
You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff

Iggy:
You be trippin’ got that hood swag

The class:
You’re from Australia! Stop acting black!

Charli:
No one knows me! Just some random chick they found on the street to sing this obnoxious chorus.

My name’s Charli.

Random kid:
I am a huge fan of Royals!

Charli:
I am not Lorde!

Iggy:
I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It’s the most time I’ve spent in school
The truth is I am half retarded, high school I departed.
That’s why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you’re Asian fix your weird eyes
Mexicans are dirty and wide.

And I swear meant that there so much
I’m gonna tweet two more times
If you don’t speak English, eat shit
All the black people get arrested speaking of which
I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick White Chicks

Now tell me who dat, who dat
That is half and half
From the waist up I am white,
From the ass down I’m black

I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon
I can’t spell because my IQ is negative ten

Charli:
Just like Iggy
I’m stupid also.
Think there’s a highway from LA to Tokyo?

Teacher:
There’s an ocean

Charli:
Can you drive on it?

Teacher:
You must be joking! This is why they tell kids to go to college.

Iggy:
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?

Teacher:
I-G-G-Y
That is your name, spell that!

Iggy:
I-E-G-I?

Teacher:
No! Spell that,spell that!

Iggy:
H-R-T-5?

Teacher:
Noooooooooooo o-o-o!

Iggy:
Who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher:
Albert Einstein!

Iggy:
Who dat? Who dat?

Teacher:
You’re kidding me, right?

Iggy:
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher:
I told you three times!
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?